Bring back Mussolini

Have to be quick with this post (and extraordinarily tired) so apologies for typo's, grammatical errors and general crapness.

Currently paying £1 per 10 mins of internet access in Gatwick Airport after missing check in for a flight by 5 minutes. FIVE MINUTES. In a shocking break with my usual standards, I planned ahead and got a train that should have got me in with 30 mins to spare. But, thanks to our decrepit railway network i arrived slightly late and couldn't get on the plane, despite it not being scheduled to take off until 30 mins later. This left me with no choice but to get the next plane, which is of course tomorrow morning. So, it's sleeping in the airport for Richie.

Right now i currently hate:

• All forms of UK rail travel, and the nefariously crooked, inept knob-gobblers who run it. Especially at the senior level, as they constantly rely on government handouts despite ruthless profiteering. I think this deserves a full blown rage post when it won't cost me £15 to do so.
• easyjet and their robotically inflexible policies.
• This ridiculousy overproced internet terminal and its horrendous browser

Redeeming features have been:

• The Krispy Kreme donut stand: Vastly overrated, but at least I got to try one.
• Good old arcade machines
• And that's it.

1 minute left, got to go. May attempt suicide.