World's Best Simile
Was chatting with Niall last night and unfortunately have to take my hat off to him for passing on his latest simile. I nearly choked on my pint and think it has to be the best one on the planet, even beating "she had a fanny like a stab wound in a gorilla's back".
It refers to having lots of pent up demand for sex (something Niall no doubt understands very clearly), is said to the sexual partner of choice and goes like this:
"When I'm done with you you'll look like a painters radio"
Fantastic.
It refers to having lots of pent up demand for sex (something Niall no doubt understands very clearly), is said to the sexual partner of choice and goes like this:
"When I'm done with you you'll look like a painters radio"
Fantastic.
posted by Richie at 2:02 pm
5 Comments:
I find that simile both offensive and inaccurate. No human female on earth has a fanny as hairy as a gorilla's back or as bloody as a stab wound on it.
You've obviously never been to Wigan.
get that hat back on your (richard) cranium. that's an old one i heard some time ago on channel 4's mask & smut based comedy show "bo'selecta".
Ignore gairden, he's a plant by Avid Merrion.
How about "She's been cocked more than John Wayne's gun?"
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